if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
WAIT A MINUTE
WAS PLAYED BY THIS WOMAN
THE FUCKING FACELESS OLD WOMAN IS MATILDA BYE
So child actors you never hear of again end up in night vale. That makes a lot of sense.