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No one mourns the wicked.

No one mourns the wicked.

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intelligencehavingfun:

codedlockfilms:

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

I mean…I mean…wow. Ouch. Ouch and wow.

intelligencehavingfun:

codedlockfilms:

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

I mean…I mean…wow. Ouch. Ouch and wow.


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penguin-of-doom:

What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?

No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.

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bookmad:

one of my favorite hobbies is staying up extremely late to read and pretending like i won’t regret it later

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codedlockfilms:

lindsayetumbls:

breelandwalker:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Same thing applies to the Forest of Fangorn fucking up Isengard’s day.

Seriously Macbeth’s little prophecy loophole was bullshit you go Tolkien

Seriously, if I was ever a villain and had a prophecy foretell something about me, I would hire an entire legal firm to poke through it looking for any possible ways around it. Prophecy loopholes have brought down many an overconfident villain.

Get some five-year-olds on your team, too.

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jewsjewsjews:

My favorite line in Harry Potter. 

jewsjewsjews:

My favorite line in Harry Potter. 

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Peeves was the most notorious and troublesome poltergeist in British history. His looks were said to reflect his nature, which “those who know him would agree was a seamless blend of humour and malice”.

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harry potter covers: bloomsbury signature edition

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II

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ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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“Harry glanced down, and felt another dull blow to his stomach: Colin Creevey, though underage, must have sneaked back just as Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle had done. He was tiny in death.”

Dear Colin, who thought of Harry as a hero and never wavered in his loyalty, despite the fact that sometimes hating Harry was the popular thing to do. Dear Colin, who didn’t buy into the rumours that Harry was Slytherin’s heir, who tried to change the “Potter Stinks” badges to say “Support Potter”, who joined the DA in his 4th year and then answered the coin’s call in his 6th and came back to Hogwarts for the Final Battle. Dear Colin, who snuck back into the castle during said battle after being dismissed for being underage. Dear Colin, who ultimately died. For believing in the cause and for believing in Harry Potter. I think he deserves much more appreciaton from the fandom, because how many of us would risk it all like Dear Colin? (via simplypotterheads)

It doesn’t matter that, intellectually, I know he was sixteen; in his death scene, I always picture that overly enthusiastic 11-year-old.

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